How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5