Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

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What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.