How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

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What does as electronic engineer make for breakfast?

Ohmlettes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Kellogg Jokes More Kellogg Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

A Cankersaurus!