Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
Pick up lines
The human one.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Half a dog.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
He ate himself!
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.
Two mothers-in-law.
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Because they lost an I.
You are the banner of my existence.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
