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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog