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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

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What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!