How do you spot an attention whore on reddit?

Edit: Wow, I did not expect this to get so many upvotes!

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What do you call a clever joke that doesn't make it to the front page?

A clever joke, but nobody will have Reddit...

What's older than sand?

The reposts on reddit.

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What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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