How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too?... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

What do skaters, kidnappers, and hipsters all have in common?

They all have white vans