How do you take a Mexican family portrait?

Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan... I'll show myself the door...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What would you call a terrorist organisation run by wielders of the dark side of the force?

ISITH

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What do you call a dragqueen in a truck?

A Transporter

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...