How do you teach your dog to roll over?

Put him on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..