How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

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Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans?

Being rescued by the Americans

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What did the princess say when she got to the ball?

Garglgarglgarglgarglgargl

Upset Jokes More Upset Jokes

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why were the coffee beans upset?

Because they were grounded.... Or black I am not sure.