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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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What cheese is used to block online streaming?

Edam

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

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Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

"Would you like fries with that "

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that