How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!