Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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Why are colds such bad robbers?

Because they're so easy to catch!

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.