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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

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Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.