Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What do Pokemon Go and Tinder have in common?

Both give you a good chance of catching something

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.