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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.