How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag?

The French flag.

Aryan Jokes More Aryan Jokes

What do you call the Asian-Mexican master race from outer space?

Illegal Aryans

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

Japanese Person Jokes More Japanese Person Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Extraterrestrial Jokes More Extraterrestrial Jokes

How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What do you call an Extraterrestrial from Melbourne?

An Australien.

Distinguish Jokes More Distinguish Jokes

What dino was known for having distinguished tastes?

A Connosaur

How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors