How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even...

Why isn't Bernie Sanders campaigning in OKC?

They're both eliminated and finished second in their conference.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.