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How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

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Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do you call a WWII battle that finished it's senior year at communism school?

Leningrad

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

4 Year Jokes More 4 Year Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"

Marathon Jokes More Marathon Jokes

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does it feel?

Well it took 4 years but I finished the marathon" And how will you prepare for it again tomorrow "What"