He farts.
That you to fart.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
Kinder Surprise
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
He removed the appendix!
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.