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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy