How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

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What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy