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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

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Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.