How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs they screw in dirty sleeping bags.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side