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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

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Why won't the Alzheimer's patient pay attention to you?

Because he doesn't know the time of day.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!