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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!