Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Karma?
Just one, but it takes 5 episodes.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
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He was hammered.
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
A metronome!
Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.