Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
The thermometer responded, "0K."
Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Gnomenclature.
A metronome!
