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How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why don't we have both

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache

Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now?

Because we're Snowedin.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Gnome Jokes More Gnome Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?

A metronome!