Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky.
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.
They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
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He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
Turn the barstool upside down.
Because his number couldn't fit in their phones
Gnomenclature.
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
