How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

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What do you call Wolverine post-op?

An x-man.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +