How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude