How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?