How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.