The quality of the sandwich.
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None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
Tell the FineBros. about them
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Terrible OC Keep them stored in some quality... pupperware!
A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
There's already handicapped stalls.
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
Because of all the sandwiches there.
Because they never have any sandwiches.
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.