Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
You add a dab of glue.
To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"
The kernel was looking for him.
Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.
Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
He had a hole in one.
Well hung.
His finger was up his nose.
Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
A crime fighter.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
