Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy drip his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!