How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

What bleeds once a month and has absolutely no sense of humor?

Me. I'm pretty clumsy so I get paper cuts pretty regularly.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport?

Basket-ball of course!

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Where would we be in the world without humour?

Germany.

What's an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.