Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
He wasn't properly heir conditioned.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
He looks at your shoes instead of his
I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.
Turn off the carousel.
She was running out of things to read.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!
They count sheeple.
You can steal a car but you can't drive it.
Stealing candy from a dead baby.
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It's 8:00 somewhere!
More guns.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Both will never get a college degree.
This is non-cents!
It snickers
