Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?

You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline.

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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*