What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk

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What's a transgender's favorite action flick?

Transformers

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!