What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

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Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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Why is Whitney Houston good at video games?

One of her strong suits is HAAND EEEEEEEYYYEEEE coordination.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.