How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the changes necessary will come from within.

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How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.