How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

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How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.