How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

3/5

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

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How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!