How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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What, really?

I said. "Yes, they're coming to pick you up in an hour"

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.