Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
Wow, this blew up!
The Snoobaru.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
To catch her false teeth.
There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.
Pole Position
