How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

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None, that's a Mexican's job.

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.