How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

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What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

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What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Why did the electron go to jail?

He was charged with battery!