How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware?

Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive.

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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What's the difference between hardware and software?

Hardware breaks if you maintain it.

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You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!