What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Why did the traffic light turn red?

You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

When someone says something was made with "love" what exactly does that mean?

Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake