What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.