How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

What does dog poo and women have in common?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

Cos they've no idea of the route.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'