Jessie Jokes

What did Jessie say to Buzz after the condom broke?

There's a mistake in my womb.

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Why does Walter get to keep more of the drug money than Jessie?

White privilege

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

Overnight Jokes More Overnight Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

White Privilege Jokes More White Privilege Jokes

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog