What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...

...but you might not get it.

What do you call a joke with the wrong punchline?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

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What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

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What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Why did the fencer downvote my latest submission?

It was a Riposte.

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Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum