Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why do dogs wag their tails?

Because no one else will do it for them!

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

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What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys?

Aisle B, back.

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

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What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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It was a brief chase...

Lawn Mower Jokes More Lawn Mower Jokes

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.