They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
Because he didn't start the fire.
They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.
Black lives matter.
They both work on crowded platforms.
A widow
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell
He always gets stuck on across.
Log log log log log log log log log...
Frito Layser.
HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show
You switch sides at half time.