What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

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He lost his hearing.

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What did the the dad say to the feminist?

Hugh Mungus

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

I didnt have either growing up

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What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

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To get some fresh air

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MyHeritage.com

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Oh yeah. Imagination.

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.