How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn?

Not getting hard.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.