How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!