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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.