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How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!