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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

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What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.