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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.