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What an evolved soul?

How'd he know Me: The judge told him.

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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

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What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?