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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar

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What's long green and smells like pork scratchings?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Sardine Jokes More Sardine Jokes

What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!