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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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How can you tell Sofia Vergara's children on the playground?

They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

How do you get your hair into shape?

You condition it

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh