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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because its the only love they get.