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What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

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What shape is your table?

Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.