What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

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What's square-shaped and yellow?

A yellow box

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.